I don’t know about you. But I enjoy the privacy and comfort of my home toilet.
However, more often than I’d like it, my number 2′s often come calling when im not at home. When these occasions occur I am forced to do my business in the public toilets at work. I often try to make sure the other cubicle is empty before I get started (must be performance anxiety).
The few times someone comes and uses the cubicle next to mine, Im gonna pucker up for fear of making noise. In this state of inactivity you get to hear some shit (pun intended) from the guy next door.
This scenario happened today. Poor guy next me. Lots of grunting……. But it didnt sound satisfying.
